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Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...
by santy5666 July 20, 2010
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King of the shit hill

Someone who sees themself as the leader of a group or area without any sort of legitimacy.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.
Excuse me, but do you know who you are talking to? I am in charge here and I won't have you undermining me.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.
by A Brick February 11, 2017
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Shit upwards

A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.

It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."

"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."

"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."

"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"
by dogoodvillain March 25, 2024
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Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.
They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.
“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted
by Lilac Petal October 31, 2021
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Shit stain

by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022
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No Shit

When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity
Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????

Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
by FryDom December 15, 2018
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