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word on my cheese

It a way of saying really, actually and on god. If you don’t say it your a bata male who pulls no bitches and has a cook 2 inches or less.
Timmy : I got a girlfriend.
SuperChad : Word on my cheese?!
by WordOnMyCheese June 13, 2022
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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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My gooshness

My goo-shhhh-ness: means my goodness
My gooshness that’s crazy Billy (Billy is fake name)
by Roonyfer September 6, 2025
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Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)
Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
by House Nīgga January 20, 2014
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suck on my toes

girl: hey babe suck on my toes

guy: okay lemme go down
by Hahjakwn May 23, 2018
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Ivy my bestie

She is beautiful loving and make sure everybody has a safe place in her heart. She love the outdoors and is always up for an adventure. She will never back down and will never give up. Even though she thinks badly about herself we all know she lights up a room. Her laugh is the best and makes others laugh too.

-Abby
Man she is such an Ivy my bestie
by Mamamiaddsff May 18, 2021
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I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over
Bryan: “No, I am busy
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
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