what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

you suck

someone telling you that you are a bad person who is a noob.

bob: *fails last jump in video game*
framb: you suck LLLL

by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022

You

When two people love each other very much and give very intimate hugs with there wieners and donuts they produce YOU…

Bob : hey wanna make some you tonight

Linda: omg yes but im vegan and don't put it in the wrong hole other wise there wont be a you

by Jala bing bong December 8, 2021

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017

You get a car!

A reference to "The Oprah Winfrey Show", where Oprah decided to give everyone in the audience a car.

"YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR!"

by Jpdsimas January 21, 2019

You guys wanna play tf?

Slang term among gay men indicating that they want to do a ritual of wax play and ball busting.

"You guys wanna play tf?" says the horny gay man

by MinecraftGoodFortniteBad July 31, 2021

the medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2012