1. A sarcastic statement for when someone states the obvious.
2. A statement used to confirm if someone is being serious.
2. A statement used to confirm if someone is being serious.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2023
Get the No shitmug. Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
Get the Anal Buckling Shitmug. by Patar February 13, 2021
Get the Bloody shitmug. The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.
by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019
Get the Scissor Shittingmug. Beastig shit-the literal term for making things happen in a HUGE way. Taking what you want to a whole new level by attacking it like a beast head on no excuses alll the way.
When something goes from a dream to reality, it just "got beasted."
When something goes from a dream to reality, it just "got beasted."
Other people dream about things they want to do but cant' not me, i'm "Beasting Shit" everyday i'm balls to the wall cause thats what I do!
by Bobby and Ms Boss September 8, 2009
Get the Beasting shitmug. 
When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.
I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!
by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016
Get the shit-mistedmug.