shake what your momma gave ya 

shake yo ass!

get up there girl and ahzke what yo momma gave ya

shake what your momma gave ya by kozel July 8, 2003

Your moms ass

My playground...BITCH!

I love playing in "your moms ass!"

Your moms ass by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019

i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.

Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::

i took a dump on your moms chest by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004

rhombus your mombus 

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction

Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.

Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus

Derek: You already had my dad

rhombus your mombus by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007

your moms knife 

A women on her period

girl *getting angry*
boy 1 why is she so mad?
boy 2 she on her your moms knife
boy 1 oh ok

your moms knife by SubToRandomPenguins February 12, 2018

your moms face 

A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)

EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit

2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs

3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!

your moms face by Havos January 29, 2007

your momma 

a gangster way of insulting one and therefore ones mother

1. Your momma is fat.
2. Your momma cuts your steaks for you.
3. Your momma goes to college.

your momma by tyler brown February 28, 2005