Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Branch Wank

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.

Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.

by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011

stank wank

Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.

Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.

by Joscpe August 7, 2016

vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.

Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.

by Crippled wank May 21, 2019

Wank knee

A very limp, slightly backwards, and moist knee.

Hey Jim, did you see the wank knee Deborah got yesterday?

by PugISuppose November 9, 2021

spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

british wank

To wank ur willy

Masturbate

Beat ur meat

Choke the chicken

"I just totally did the British wank bro"

"Do u ever get any pussy"

by Whyiseveryfuckinghandletaken May 15, 2017