Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 22, 2018

uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.

At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.

by Not Karissa August 26, 2018

Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age

He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18

by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019

Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.

"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."

by Uncle Shortbus January 22, 2019

Uncle Magne

The act of placing ones foot inside the rectum of a fellow human

Tobias has been away from school for three days after Jonathan gave him a solid Uncle Magne

by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019

The Uncle Charlie

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018