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Captain's Wafers

An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers are the best cracker brand.
by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022
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captain guyliner

an awesome guy that gets a 10/10 on time management in art. also has eyeliner for men. guyliner. and is a captain of all things dirty. captain. captain guyliner.
"Yo did you see that guy walk past?"

"Yeah that was Captain Guyliner."
by Band Dork 2k19 November 15, 2016
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Captain save a ratchet hoe

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe
by Simple.people March 11, 2024
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Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding
Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name
by bumsectomy June 1, 2009
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Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
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Captain Planet

When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.
Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!
by Moonlight Cowboy November 21, 2021
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captain kibbles

Someone who will always be there for you.
hey there alex! Or should i say captain kibbles?”
by perfect paw November 11, 2019
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