Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)

"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."

by mrcsgry March 29, 2023

Brick syndrome

A life threatening disease which makes the person affected lay bricks constantly and unable to shoot.

(Patrick misses a open shot)
Jhon- I think you might have brick syndrome

by Fortinite justin April 25, 2021

shint'n bricks

When ones poop is not quite as soft as it should be, generally this happens when to much fiber is in ones diet.

Man I was shitting pies last week, now I am shint'n bricks!

by hinkerstincker November 12, 2010

crusty brick

when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty

"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

Bricked shitcan

A commode that has been rendered inoperable, by any means natural or unnatural.

Don’t use the men’s room in the upper deck, nothing in there but bricked shitcans

by El Floppo April 04, 2022

sandwich bricks

some idiot said that instead of bread

whats that that goes in sandwiches again
sandwich bricks???

by fuckerfuckfuckfuckfuck April 11, 2017

Brick Water

A gallon or more often water carried around as a bottle of water by bricks/swoll boys.

Parris - Cole why do you always have brick water, you never go to the gym.

Cole - I'm dehydrated what do you expect

by Krombi October 25, 2018