Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

brown turtle

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

by dani January 15, 2005

Lucky the Lag Turtle

The cause of copious amounts of lag and anger while playing video games

"Are you serious!? I just domed that guy 4 times! Lucky the lag turtle is shitting on my house right now."

or

"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"

by VerbleAbuse January 14, 2010

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

awkward turtle squad

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.

Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...

by Dirty Dank Daisy March 3, 2016

Turtle Bunny (Jashawn)

Is probably the best fucking thing to happen to me. He is my turtle, my husband, my everything, my bunny and everything i need when it comes to the relationship were in. Idk what I'd do with out him but i fuckin love him so fuckin much. Nun of u ppl will ever understand. I love love love him & cant wait till we eventually become 1. Cant wait till we become a family and many more things thats gonna happen in the future

"Whats a turtle bunny (Jashawn)"

"Oh juss my boyfriend"

by Sadae March 16, 2019

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.

That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.

by reverseninjaturtle July 18, 2016