the best man you could meet. meet a person named that or their user name, don’t pass off them. they will be there with you 24/7
by JoJombaJuice November 29, 2021

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.
"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."
by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021

You know damn well what a shark is. You searched urban dictionary on urban dictionary because you're bored.
"Shark" is not a god damn sex act. "Sucking a dick." Is a sex act, go get out there and do some sex acts instead of looking at urban dictionary.
by Surrenderthecat April 23, 2023

Trade Sharking Is When An Experienced Trader Exploits A New Trader's Lack Of Knowledge To Get Their Items At A Significantly Lower Price.
"Someone Just Traded Me This Item For Mine. He Says Mine Is Only Worth One Dollar And The One I Got Is Worth A Hundred."
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"
by Peht March 16, 2025

This connotes someone with shark teeth.Often looks puzzly,like a maze,like a bag of skittles, like someone threw a brick at it.You can often catch this person flossing with peculiar objects ranging from a mattress to a pillow to even car tyres.
by Jj176 August 6, 2023

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025
