chris lease

fucking retarded

man chris lease is such a dumb fucking moron, retard, aspie, autistic kid

by goeber May 23, 2019

The Creepy Chris

Flopping around on top of your girl like a freshly caught trout. then having to shower straight after.

I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after

by Shinyknight June 8, 2019

Chris W.

A guy who is a certified Bruh Moment.

“That guy is oop.”

“Yeah, he’s a Chris W.”

by That bruh moment June 10, 2019

walmart chris

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".

Carrie's new boyfriend is just a Walmart Chris.

by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018

chris downie

A guy with more spunk round his mouth and arsehole than in his soul.

That gay guy's covered in jizz. What a Chris Downie!

by wankbagging October 24, 2017

Chris Swanson

Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped

Lol he got rejected, he is doing a Chris Swanson

by Shadow15254 April 7, 2017

Chris AND Hani

Faggots

Look at those Chris and Hani's fucking eachother in the ass like a bunch of gays

by tickleme_anthrax May 4, 2017