Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Land-escaper

(noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.

Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.

by Lazarus727 February 14, 2010

Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 19, 2021

No man’s land

The area of a pussy that is beyond balls deep. Only one man has ever reached it, Sir Noah Margolis. No one else can achieve this depth, and no one else has even attempted

“Hey, did you find No Man’s Land?”
“Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to find it. It’s not long enough”

by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021

Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.

I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.

by iamgigglz May 4, 2011

Land Fish

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.

Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”

by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019