brown turtle

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

by dani January 15, 2005

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Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati May 31, 2011

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Turtle Bunny (Jashawn)

Is probably the best fucking thing to happen to me. He is my turtle, my husband, my everything, my bunny and everything i need when it comes to the relationship were in. Idk what I'd do with out him but i fuckin love him so fuckin much. Nun of u ppl will ever understand. I love love love him & cant wait till we eventually become 1. Cant wait till we become a family and many more things thats gonna happen in the future

"Whats a turtle bunny (Jashawn)"

"Oh juss my boyfriend"

by Sadae March 16, 2019

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My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

by Superpenguin226 December 21, 2020

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Lucky the Lag Turtle

The cause of copious amounts of lag and anger while playing video games

"Are you serious!? I just domed that guy 4 times! Lucky the lag turtle is shitting on my house right now."

or

"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"

by VerbleAbuse January 14, 2010

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