National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.

Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)

by sksksksk42069 August 17, 2019

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National be a bitch day

On national bitch day you have a pass to be a absolute bitch to anyone you see their are no exceptions girls can be a bitch too

National be a bitch day is the best because I get to be a bitch to anyone I want

by JaskoDoubleCool October 16, 2019

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National Rape Day

This isn't real, and if you think this shit is funny then fuck off because you're the damn problem. To all the horny men out there that think rape is funny, i hope you learn your lesson real fast because thinking rape is fun and funny is so disrespectful!

Guy- "It's national rape day today, we might see someone get raped"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"

by kitsune15 April 15, 2021

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National Dick Day

As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!

“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”

by Olive12 May 24, 2018

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