a heavenly being, the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. a caring, loving, kind, and beautiful person. and also an amazing boyfriend. <3
jordan is so adorable.
by burntpickles January 15, 2023
Get the jordan mug.honestly addi and jordan are meant to be. addi loves jordan for his skater boy style, his fluffy black hair, tan skin and electric guitar. jordan likes addi for her cute style and her hair. he loves the way she laughs and her humor is unreal. she is always the life of the party and he loves that. she’s always making people laugh and he loves the vibe she brings. if your addi and he’s jordan or your jordan and she’s addi… plz kiss already. you guys meet at a dance and get each others snap. jordan texts you and asks to go to station. you say yea. he’s in ur bereal. you guys have so much fun together and he gets ur number. you text all the time and start hanging out a bunch. he asked you to be his gf and you say yes. you guys are together until high school and then he proposes. you guys get married and have the cutest kids. everyone is jealous of you
jordan: “ addi i think it’s time i make a move”
addi: “jordy what do you mean?”
jordan kisses addi and they fall in love forever and their babies r so cute. addi and jordan live happily together forever.
addi: “jordy what do you mean?”
jordan kisses addi and they fall in love forever and their babies r so cute. addi and jordan live happily together forever.
by peyton paige February 2, 2023
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Get the Jordan mug.Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious
by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023
Get the Jordan de Craig mug.Jordan is the most loving sweet boy in the world. He'll make you so happy whenever you see him, text him, or anything. you will miss him everyday and you'll wish you could just live with him. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he is all over you. He is the hottest man in the planet. He has a very big dick, fluffy brown hair, he is tall asf and towers over you. He is very clumsy and always ends up doing something very stupid. He sucks at replying to you he will leave you on delivered for at least 16hrs but its worth it when you see his name pop up on your phone. He makes you smile like no one else can. I LOVE JORDAN SO MUCH he has no idea. you'll love it that you can talk to him whenever your sad or happy no matter my mood he's always there for you. you will really hope you'll last forever and ever. His lips are so soft and his hand are perfect. He LOVES physical touch if your in bed with him he will never not be touching you. you'll miss him everyday. He is perfect.
by v10l3t mxi February 22, 2023
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Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"
Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
by kyvx October 17, 2023
Get the Jordan mug.Somebody who gets in your head for absolutely no reason at all. Isn’t super good at communicating. Of course he’s quite flirty, but it’s difficult to know what Jordan truly wants and feels.
Oh hi Jordan
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