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Math

Not as the easiest thing to do in school. For me it's like kind of easy it starts to be easy and then gets hard.
Me: *Parents make me studies*
Teacher: Guess what?
Classmate Girly1: A math game please be a fricking math game
Classmate Boy1: I wonder if its a math test.
Me: djsdhadhoai sfshhdfshdfkajsdf ahhahaahahahahaha bet not a test i swaeraererrr
Teacher: Its a test
Me: naodnaondonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"During Test"
Me : * Finishes after 10 mins*

Class: >cO

Me: What I'm forced to study

Everyone: *Wishes they did that* 0o0
by anonymous December 2, 2022
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Aria Math

A very good song by the legendary C418, this piece is only ever surpassed by dreiton , and this is the only math you will ever like.

(THIS IS NOT ANOTHER TYPE OF MATH, I SWEAR!)
playing minecraft
*aria math starts playing*
dude1: YO IS THAT ARIA MATH
dude 2: Yea, what the big deal?
dude1: I LOVE ARIA MATH
dude2: ok
by minecraft_volume_beta August 9, 2023
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math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way
''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''
by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018
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Prodigy Math Game

An OVERDESIGNED math learning game with a stupid membership system that costs 90 something dollars and doesn't even make you better at math, just able to access the "Members only" Items.
That greedy cheater, Prodigy math game, has a p2w (or in this case pay to get) system only comparable to the Gold and now DIAMOND pass of Clash (Cash) Royale.
by Mudane potion#069 October 19, 2023
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math

i hate math
by someone used my idea:ahhhhhhhh October 10, 2018
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Double Maths

An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.
Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.
by Teacher D September 7, 2022
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toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.
Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021
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