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Texas Six Shooter

6 round arm wrestling match. Left or right. Before every match a shot of booze must be taken. Time limits between matches can vary. Standard WAL and or WAF rules apply.
"You think your tough. Let's make it interesting with a couple shots"... other guy/woman responds. " let's make it a Texas Six Shooter"
by Is it my day off yet? May 7, 2019
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Texas Dry Rub

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
by apt279 May 16, 2019
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Hudson Oaks, Texas

Set between Aledo and Weatherford. Definitely the better choice between the two, its where the wanna be Aledo's live but they don't want the label associated with Weatherford so they made a make shift city that follows weatherford and weatherford ISD but don't call it Weatherford. It ain't too bad as far as wanna be's go. Full of used Luxury cars, and dealerships that own the town.
Well I technically live in Hudson Oaks, Texas its just outside of Aledo.
by lolhahahmmmmm August 30, 2019
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Texas drop em

Not the same rules as 52 card pick up, you leave em where they land.
Pete-You wanna play Texas drop em?
Matthew-Nah I'm not in.
Pete-Well the rest of us are gonna play, your living rooms good right?
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017
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Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018
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texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.
Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
by txcrazy June 2, 2016
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texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit
by Jdc22 January 26, 2017
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