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half in the bag 

adj: between sober and falling-down drunk (guess based on context). Subject has consumed some alcohol, is buzzed, rowdy, having a good time.

heard in the raunchy, bawdy performances of John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, usually performed live at bars.
Oh, you guys in the second set are half in the bag, you can't remember shit. (when the audience forgets new lines of a singalong)
half in the bag by trigonman3 August 2, 2004
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poking the bear 

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.
"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."
poking the bear by C E O November 10, 2007

Bad to the bone 

Bad through-and-through. Those who are bad to the bone are born that way. They make rich women beg and good women steal. Everyone fears those who are bad to the bone.

'Bad to the Bone' is also a famous 1980s blues rock single.
She could tell right away, I was bad to the bone.

Have you ever met that Mariusz Pudzianowski? He's bad to the bone.
Bad to the bone by Bttbtbh January 22, 2008

up the bum no babies

A method of birth control?

Spin The Block 

When you’re playing 2k more importantly stage or ante up and you lose against some bums who think they good or you win against some wanna be tryhards and they talkin mad shit after they lost
Mad ass random #1: y’all trash asf on god I was playing with randoms.
Mad ass random #2: alright spin the block pussy we’ll be waiting your 5k sweet anyway.
Spin The Block by Zohle January 20, 2019

rock the boat

Do things differently to the point of causing an uproar in society
"Once again, ladies. We have rocked the boat."
rock the boat by harassmik June 27, 2005

when you drop the blunt 

all stoners describe this disgrace as a sign someone’s f*cking your b*tch
Remember when you drop the blunt someone fucking your bitch!”