Frozen Garden Snake

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

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snakes on a plane

a "shit happens" kind of term

"Dude i was mowing the lawn and i slipped on wet grass and the blade cut off three toe's!"

"Snakes on a plane man"

by Alex Fornaro September 8, 2006

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snakes in her head

When a good looking woman is downright insane. Affects all women to some degree. Any involvement with such a woman is to be handled with extreme care. More advisable to just stay clear.

"Dude, that chick was hot! Why'd you dump her? Was it the whiff factor?"

"No, she passed the whiff factor, she's just got snakes in her head. I wouldn't touch that with Lundberg's dick."

by ATMofMN March 11, 2010

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There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

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Bitch Ass Snake

Word given to irrelevant slutty women like Kat who are snakes and untrustworthy whores only trying to act relevant. Large number of them, like Kat, tend to be meth heads.

Damn, that woman is surely a Bitch Ass Snake

by DaddyVader October 16, 2016

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