Sasha

A quiet and shy guy until you really get to know him deeply. Sasha can be a little bit punk sometimes and is very elitist on the music which he listens to which is anyway better than yours! He has a little side "dictator of the good taste " which he assumes perfectly! He is very good for drawings, he knows how to take good pictures, he is a real and deep artist ! He's often fun to hanging around when you are sad. He's the type of person to try to help you as much as he can. He is the funniest and smartest guy to be with according to his high sense of humor: clever and very sensitive. When he is in a love relationship he takes it very seriously and sincerely, he can love you beyond the death. He is always there to listen when you need to complain and can find something fun or weird to cheer you up ! He's kind and sweet as long as you're not on his dark side: this secret side that you can’t never imagine only if he shows you! Sometimes he can be an “ autocentric narcissistic talented jerk “ according to his bests friends but don’t mind : If you ever meet a Sasha hold on to him and treat him right because it could be a while before you met someone like him again. He is also someone you can really trust because he knows the meaning of friendship : Sasha is the best friend everybody wants to have but only a few can really deserve it !

If he was awsome he MUST have been a Sasha !

Sasha is so deeply romantic !

by TheLumix March 29, 2018

bag of smashed assholes

how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep

"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"

by khole April 20, 2006

Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

Smashing off

To knock someone off the road with your car.

I was smashing off on my way to school the other day and the cop pulled me over.

My mom caught my dad smashing me off, so she got her boyfriend to beat him up.

by Chiefpiss September 12, 2009

a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

Smashed her back doors in

performed the art of anal sex with her

I smashed her back doors in
Did you smash her back doors in?

by super27 January 26, 2011