The Repentance Punch

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)

Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”

by PUSSYSLAYER5578 February 14, 2023

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

Uvula Punch

When you're going down on a guy and his dick hits your uvula (the punching bag thingy in the back of your throat).

Girl, I was sucking John's dick and he Uvula punched me. I almost threw up.

by Fagadactol March 14, 2020

Shaquika Punch

a swift uppercut to the genitalia that completely and utterly obliterates them.

Guy #1: Yo, you better shut your face, or ill shaquika punch your ass.

Guy #: NOOOO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

by jnymlr53 May 17, 2009

Falcon punch

When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"

dude we took so many falcon punches last night and steve threw up all over the carpet!

by nizzjizz November 15, 2011

Punch of Geeks

Term for a group of individuals who match the description of geek, ie: physically uncoordinated, weak and/or unattractive men or women, with extremely focused interests in computers, toys, comic books and/or various other niche subjects. Parallels include a Murder of Crows, a Flock of Geese, a Pod of Whales or a Herd of Cattle.

Origin: Coined accidentally by Eric Vespe ("Quint") by incorrectly spelling phrase 'bunch of geeks' as 'punch of geeks' during an interview with Jane Goldman on April 13, 2010 at Aint It Cool News.

1. So Kelly and me were at the mall, passing that game store, when a punch of geeks came pouring out with all their books and dice bags.

2. Can you punch of geeks tell me where the Star Trek convention is?

by blogtopus April 14, 2010

Skank Punch

Similar to "bitch slap" but definitely much more aggressive in nature. Unlike a bitch slap which might happen without warning, the skank punch should undoubtedly be prefaced with a verbal warning such as, "you better watch out before you get skank punched!" or the simple yet affective, "DON'T GET SKANK PUNCHED!"

My roommate came home last night and wouldn't shut up so I told him he was gonna get skank punched.

by Daniel in Texas January 1, 2009