by Bingo the clown. February 9, 2010

something that i find hilarious. why? i have a few reasons
number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.
number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.
by arch king November 5, 2005

when someone's hair is so sexy, that just looking at it, makes you feel like you're watching some hot, steamy film. (or makes you wish you were in a hot, steamy film with that person...and their hair)
-hey, have you seen those pictures of rob pattinson's hair on the internet?
-yea!! can you say HAIR PORN!?!?"
-yea!! can you say HAIR PORN!?!?"
by Jazmania March 17, 2009

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.
by Airgaf January 12, 2008

by Spydter November 6, 2017

by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."
"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."
"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."
"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."
"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."
by Theprocrastinatorpanda October 9, 2016
