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Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.
"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"
by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023
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Poop Stinky

Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.
Child: DADDY I MADE A POOP STINKY!

Dad: Wow son, very cool.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019
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Pro Poop

Pro Poop is a youtuber which creates amazing minecraft content. Pro Poop is known to create quality pvp videos with quality content.
by ewrgtyjukuytrfdv June 28, 2021
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insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016
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Poops-a-lotta

My boyfriend poops-a-lotta.
by KS80021 June 14, 2013
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Poop Cuck

When you’re sharing a hotel room and you are the first one to poop in the bathroom, therefore making them deal with the smell and the consequences.
I was sharing a hotel room with Joost and he poop cucked me! It smelled terrible. I think he’s sick.
by tennisthemenace February 26, 2023
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Encore poop

When a person takes a poop, gets up, washes and dries their hands and then realizes there is more poop to be dumped, requiring them to sit back down and finish. This may or may not involve a shart just after washing.
I washed my hands after pooping, but had to sit back down for an encore poop.
by bokonon82 March 7, 2018
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