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MS Paint Adventures 

http://www.mspaintadventures.com is a webcomic created by Andrew Hussie. It's based off of an old style text-based adventure game, readers type in "commands" for the comic. The commands then get looked over carefully and are selected based on a rather exacting set of standards, such as whichever one seems to capture the most striking intersection between cleverness and idiocy. Or, whichever the hell one they feel like picking. The picked command is then drawn and the story continues.

The site contains 3 adventures so far, only one is actually complete. The first adventure was jail break followed by Bard Quest and Problem Sleuth which is now the main story.

This site is recommended to anyone who likes web comics and doesn't mind spending a couple of hours reading Problem Sleuth (Its that long, but a save and load is provided.)
Except from MS Paint Adventures:

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

What will you do?

>Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

You've already got arms, numbnuts!
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painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.
Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

pointy-haired boss 

Etymology: A character in Scott Adams' Dilbert comic strip

(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords
My pointy-haired boss just told me I need to make a paradigm of strategizing my primary action items, just because I forgot to use the new cover sheet on the TPS reports.

pointy bitch 

an annoying asshole on halo, halo2, halo3, and any other halo that shall be made

also used in life terms
goddamnit i was sniped! you're such a pointy bitch
pointy bitch by Nick M@l35k1 March 27, 2008

No Points Scored 

A state of mind of being involving stickieness or a need for pants.
Dude, I don't know what the hell happened to me last night after I passed out but after I woke up I was all No Point Scored.
No Points Scored by K Dogg July 14, 2003

Camp Points 

Points awarded to a male when they become excessively camp. Sometimes known as a Stein.
boy: "i kiss boys"
girl: "CAMP POINTS"
Camp Points by obamaramabam March 8, 2009

Homo Points 

Homo points are points you get for doing typically homosexual/girly things, different amount of points are awarded for different things.

Losing homo points is also known as gaining hetero points so if somebody is on negative homo points, they are on hetero points.
Jack: I just read heat cover to cover
Jim: Have 5 homo points
Jack: Now i'm gonna chop down a tree with a chainsaw
Jim: Make that 5 hetero points.
Homo Points by whitgift101 August 3, 2009