lemme pipe

Lemme fuck pretty much

Tim guess what bre lemme pipe her

by Bryl.33 January 4, 2023

German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass

"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"

by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019

Pipe

A term used by people with less intelligence quota than fingers. In its simplest form, it is used to refer to a friend. Often used in modern-day British slang.

Person: "Hey man"
Dumbfuck: "Safe pipe"

by The Doomsayr November 15, 2011

crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

Water Piping

Havin rough hard sex with your plumbing and pipes.

Tony what are you doing..? Im just water piping my sink.

by SackFondelation223 July 31, 2021

Pipe Rider

A women or man who offers sexual acts to pipeline workers for money and/or drugs. Kind of like a lot lizard.

That pipe rider has been around. Half the crew called in with herpes today.

by Xharvester December 22, 2018

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008