bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018

ghost piping

When your body’s parishing and your spirit is free and you find another spirit and have sexual intercourse with them

Tommy : I was ghost piping a girl when I was dying

Jim: fuck was it good

by Fuck nugget123 May 22, 2018

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Pipe Bomb

Hiding your long middle finger in ur pocket and pulling it out to a friend when you feel like you have to

Beast boy pulled the pipe bomb at Cyborg

by sdoopid123 June 25, 2022

Solely Piping

When one must masturbate by his or herself

Looks like I’ll be solely piping tonight.

by Ozzimandius January 23, 2019