When you shit in the toilet, you know it came out and made a noise but when you look down it has disappeared into the unknown even though you didn’t flush
by Rabbit bums May 14, 2022
A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020
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by River bend bender November 18, 2023
The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.
by PooniesNeverSayDie September 09, 2017