Bricks

Something that will split a motherfucker's shit.

Harry- He doesn't have any more bricks, how many fingers am I holding up?

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

Brick Dick

This is the slang term for a guy who has a some what large chode and its almost as gurthy as a brick.

Man... did you hear about Colin’s Brick Dick?

by spookycloutman November 30, 2017

Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex

Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.

by Milf33 May 5, 2025

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

Dropping a brick on a chick

When a guy sends a girl a long ass text message

Guy 1: Dude, I texted this girl the lyrics to My Dick... I'm so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: Nah man, your just dropping a brick on a chick

by ColWhackaMole September 9, 2019

brick-maxxing

Brick-maxxing is a way to say that someone’s been hit in the head multiple times with a brick or at least acts like it.

Dumbass: I’m a genius
Sigma: no ur brick-maxxing

by XxWifeSmootherxX April 23, 2024

Lego bricks

Two men during 69 when they're dicks connects they're bodies to make a connection like lego bricks

Man 1: do you want to do the lego bricks?
Man 2: why not

by Elmofucker69 November 21, 2022