Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014

Bob Marley Tree

a tall plant with a stiff upright stem, divided serrated leaves, and glandular hairs. It is used to produce hemp fibre and as a drug.
a dried preparation of the flowering tops or other parts of the cannabis plant, or a resinous extract of it ( cannabis resin ), smoked or consumed, generally illegally, as a psychoactive (mind-altering) drug.

Whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley Tree

by SteveSteveson February 11, 2022

Keswick Tree Beaver

A porcupine found in a tree in a suburban backyard in Keswick, ON.

My dog Is barking at the Keswick Tree Beaver.

by Fluffy Mossbank June 30, 2018

out of his tree

extremely fucking stoned

bro he's out of his tree

by iamnotlegallynamedjoshua August 31, 2018

mexican call tree

A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.

You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.

by Tronald Drumpf May 9, 2017

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

by Your a May 31, 2018

Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.

An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."

by NickiMinajsMinion May 9, 2021