Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone

To throw up in the toilet puke

Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning

by Gommash December 01, 2006

Let me see your phone

When your parents say this, you know your screwed.

Dad: Let me see your phone
Me: Oh sh-

by datboi101lol February 24, 2021

Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 27, 2006

I got 2 phones

When a woman hates on men for stupid reasons, you say this to tell her she is a bitch. This is often seen in TikTok which when a woman makes a video about hating men, it is cut off by an edit of dragon ball z with the song "I got 2 phones" by i forgor

"I hate when men..." I GOT 2 PHONES

by ro blocks September 09, 2023

barbie phone skrt skrt boi

its a Barbie phones skrt skrt boi

also referred to as the skrteist of the Barbie phone bois

fren: Barbie phone skrt skrt boi

by buckets413 November 19, 2018

make a phone call to John Wayne

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."

"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

by the crab show July 08, 2009

I got 2 phones

The phrase “I got 2 phones” originated from a song called ‘2 phones’, released by popular musical artist and celebrity Kevin Gates in 2015. Many phrases and songs by Kevin Gates have been trending as jokes or as joke response to videos on tiktok. The large majority of videos being responded to with ‘2 Phones’ are videos making jokes about men or containing misandristic material. (Although they are not limited to these types of videos and in some instances are used in inappropriate situations by incels.)

Person in video: I hate when men-
Response video: I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load
Or
Person in video: I hate the 2 phones thing-
Response video: I am in possession of dual mobile devices..etc.

by Dlrtk September 02, 2023