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joe thompson

A complete beast who would rather die than lose. He is extremely faithful to his girlfriends and does not really like to get involved in drama but would never back down to a fight. He is well liked by most everyone but sometimes gets too cocky
Joe Thompson is a nice kid
by Jotirios June 26, 2017
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pulling a Joe

When someone tells a story to one-up the current story being told. Usually involves something so outrageous, you are more interested in why they would tell such a lie than the story being told.
Chris: Hey, Bruce Lee was a great martial artist.

James: Yeah, he would have awesome to meet in person.

Joe: Yeah, my Dad sparred with him, and kicked his ass. My dad was trained by Frank Dux, and was responsible for the game Street Fighter, which is based on him.

James/Chirs: Wow, you sure are pulling a Joe with that one.
by BaconCheezburger March 24, 2010
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Naughty Joe

This word is for a friend named Joe, or Jordan. If they are naughty you are legally aloud to spank him 3 times. If he resist, double the amount of spanks.
Friend: Joe did you sleep with my mom
Joe: Um... no
Friend: Naughty Joe
Joe: Nooooo!
Friend: *spank spank spank*
by Asawantedmetodothis November 29, 2019
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Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.
by Blake Boren October 8, 2019
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Joe Talk

To strike up a useless and aggravatingly long conversation. Originates from the talk initiated by a Trader Joe's cashier with a customer.
Martha, the Trader Joe's cashier, decided to Joe Talk me while I was trying to pay for my mint chip ice cream. She spent the next seven minutes trying to figure out if we could figure out how long it would take to hand churn ice cream together. The customers behind me were now all petrified by the ideas of how Martha would Joe Talk them.
by agilemage September 25, 2014
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Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.
by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
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