"A: Wow did you go to the beach today? You got a sun-burnt!
B: Oh no. I just had a beer. Did the reddish come on my cheeks again?
A: Guess I could call it a beer burnt."
B: Oh no. I just had a beer. Did the reddish come on my cheeks again?
A: Guess I could call it a beer burnt."
by Kara Westley October 03, 2013
The act of pouring beer, or lagar, over someone performing oral sex on you as you ejaculate. Commonly performed by the UCSC both in the Deen and in Zante
"That bird last night, Catt, was sucking my pipe, i took a sip of my tennants then emptied in on her head - Beer Shank"
by Certified Badman March 14, 2009
A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.
Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
by Pseudoname99 August 17, 2013
"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!
by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011
A helmet, usually football, with a holster on each side where cold beverages, usually beer, are stored. The wearer can then drink the beverages using straws attached to the helmet, which are placed inside of the open beverage, leaving the wearers' hands free for other activies, such as cheering at a sports event.
Man 1: Holy crap! Nice beer helmet!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers!
by TDGriot18 June 06, 2010
As much fun as it sounds, beer poop is actually a remedy for the clogged anus that sometimes befalls certain cheese-ridden individuals. It is similar to an enema, though it employs the technology of carbonation.
To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.
Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.
To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.
Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.
Man, all that Bojangles and Poppycock left me hurting for a beer poop.
Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.
Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.
by Macauley Whiting, Trinity Class of '03? 04?...06? 09er? January 31, 2005
Hold a beer bottle out horizontally down where ur package is, then have a girl (or guy if ur into that) get down on their knees. Then open the bottle and have them drink it. It will resemble the act of giving head. Hence the name "Beer head." I guess you could shake it up first and try to get it to spray all over them if you wanted. The possiblities are endless. enjoy!
by William Hardmaster January 19, 2006