Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.

Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.

by Banana75 May 30, 2022

Dan

Short for disapproving stan, the ultimate reversal of a stan, a Dan is obsessed with taking someone down, instead of being obsessed in their approval of somebody. A Dan may act very extreme in their dissaproval, or be a simple hater, there are many types of Dans. A Dan is typically more dangerous than a stan, because they hate somebody instead of being a fan of theirs. A Dan is on a whole other level when it comes to being insane, a stan typically would not do anything to harm a person they like, which makes sense, a Dan will actually go out of their way to harass an individual, because of their disliking of them.

"I just got my house raided by the FBI"
"Must be one of those crazy Dans calling the TIP line"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 1, 2022

The Lieutenant Dan

To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.

How bout we do something different tonight baby? I'm thinking we try the lieutenant dan.

by swanny2008 March 22, 2010

Dan

A independent Girl who has been hurt many times.she is very loyal and will do anything for her friends.She will always be there for you no matter what.When you are not around them everything seems boring she will make you laugh woth her strong sense of humor.If you know a Dan consider yourself lucky and hang on to them.

"Dan is a very loyal friend"

by dantimber March 16, 2019

The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

Doing a Dan

being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.

you are doing a Dan.

by ŁostWhišper June 14, 2023

dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024