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Steve

Steve is...Steve, the gender fluid cat girl, with blue fur.
Steve: uwu
Me: Fuck you,(Steve).
by franf the carrot September 15, 2019
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Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"
by Stevejob January 3, 2015
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tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
by broseph6699 November 19, 2019
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Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.
Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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Steve-O

by shrekfest January 10, 2017
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Steve

A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".

Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.
"I've always wanted to be a Steve," claimed my bestfriend.
by villain bookworm March 31, 2025
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