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Noodle

Typical looser without job. Usually lives in caves.
Noodle
by Xyzboy September 10, 2022
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Snoodle a noodle

Warning someone not to overthink something and hurt their brain.
Hey, don't snoodle a noodle on those deep thoughts.
by Tdent465 January 14, 2023
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Poo Noodle

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.
Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!
by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021
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Wet Noodle

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
by Druburr March 7, 2022
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milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.
by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020
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Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled
by Muppet23 October 10, 2021
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Danger Noodle

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020
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