by BOSS GRIEFER90 May 26, 2017
Get the Noobmug. by Happy daddy November 26, 2020
Get the noobmug. noob
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
Get the noobmug. A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.
Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
by Cittycat April 15, 2012
Get the Noobmug. a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge
Guy 1:"Ha Lol u Noob you have no robux (this was made to inform roblox flexers to stfu)"
Me:" Do you know what Noob is?"
Guy 1:" no"
Me:"Let me teach you something Kid a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge
Me:" Do you know what Noob is?"
Guy 1:" no"
Me:"Let me teach you something Kid a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge
by RandomNumber June 1, 2018
Get the Noobmug. a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
by Sexydimma February 4, 2012
Get the noobmug.