Deadliest of all twist nipple twists, the black widow nipple twist often leaves its victims defenseless and ready to be snacked on following sexy time.
by PeteyPeter February 08, 2015
Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah
by Shhocker December 17, 2017
When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).
eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"
"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."
"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."
by NippleSignsYou August 02, 2014
A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)
Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-
by omgnipplerockets January 10, 2010
by AlMcwiggin June 12, 2022
a man flicks a lactating women's left nipple 6 times as he yells "turn on the GOD DAMN light" an equal number of times as if he where turning on a light switch, spraying the man with boobie juice thus making emit a whitish glow like a light bulb.
by I_Find_Cataracts_Sexy June 29, 2021
Slang for a bitchy person.
Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass
Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass
by BABYOIL February 10, 2012