September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.
Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk
Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.
Crackhead: and i oop
(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.
Crackhead: and i oop
(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
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