the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025
Get the super mysterious rape machinemug. When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
Get the The Artesian Ice Cream Machinemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
Get the Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Releasemug. by The Slizzard Wizard March 27, 2025
Get the Machinemug. A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
by Sam morph September 22, 2017
Get the penis machinemug. by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
Get the Machete welding machinemug. by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
Get the Joint Rolling Machinemug.