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Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.
by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
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Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016
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Joe Hag

Joseph Hagemeister is such a Joe Hag
by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019
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Joe Hahn

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.
Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019
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Joe Hills

Joe is a humble, but seemingly perfect man. He's a Minecraft YouTuber with soothing voice who plays on the Hermitcraft server. He has his flaws and they are what makes him perfect. Joe likes to help people, is very attentive and has original, great humor. He is responsible too, makes a perfect husband and father and especially a friend. He will chase his dreams but he doesn't need too much. Being from South, Joe will forever be the most southener person you'll ever meet.
"Howdy y'all, Joe Hills here, recording as I always do in Nashville Tenessee"
by ur nickname July 27, 2019
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Hashimo joe

The action of inserting a cock in joes ass
Hey Evan wanna do Hashimo joe
by Deando July 30, 2019
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Naughty Joe

This word is for a friend named Joe, or Jordan. If they are naughty you are legally aloud to spank him 3 times. If he resist, double the amount of spanks.
Friend: Joe did you sleep with my mom
Joe: Um... no
Friend: Naughty Joe
Joe: Nooooo!
Friend: *spank spank spank*
by Asawantedmetodothis November 29, 2019
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