jerk

a fieser of the girl persuasion

The jerk will be joining us tomorrow for chicken wings at b-dubs.

by queerbot May 3, 2004

jerker

London term for a knife

"Pulled out me jerker and striped his boat race"

by waller February 28, 2008

cool jerk

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.

This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.

by Rondo Boner March 31, 2009

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

by ColF July 14, 2008

jerk-a-saurus rex

Literally a king of jerks and -saurus is there for added comedial effect.

You, sir (ma'am), are a jerk-a-saurus rex.

by 1PsycHOTicWitch May 17, 2015

jenky

Sometimes used to describe poor quality meat.

"Damn this meat is straight up jenky, what is is?"
"Oh that's a sausage"

by jenkysnag October 7, 2016

Circuit Jerk

When employees and higher ups from Circuit City force everyone out of another company to bring in their own ex-Circuit City employees. The term implies that they just then stand around in a circle jerk to celebrate their success of eventually bringing utter failure to the company that they are invading.

Dude I just lost my job to a Circuit Jerk.

by CircuitMan December 13, 2009