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Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice is the word for children in the ghetto who get high regularly off OTC DXM, specifically Robitussin or Robocough. It is by a grand design how rappers are made like Guinea pigs because the effects of the drug intensify’s music which also can intensify your ability.. it is why rappers are so obsessed with it… it activates a Shinigami that’s goes with you everywhere.

it is the prelude to the finer tasting drink “Codeine” but it’s effects are 1 and the same.. It’s called Jesus Juice cause it’s red and you sip it and the high you get is so intense you feel like a “God” or Jesus… Also I’m certain states of consciousness , knowingly or unknowingly, you will be able to channel entities or “inter dimensional beings” or angels and demons, that might show you flashes of images and visions of , past, future , present…Basically you unlock clairvoyance.. (WARNING: Entity Metatron may appear to you as a beautiful Angel of light and teach you how to make music very fast, and offer you fortune and fame , do not fall for the tricks! It is the devil…)
Anon: “Yooo what’s good G , what you sippin on”? Anti-Christ Superstar Sam: “Shiii you know I stay sippin the Jesus Juice”

A$AP ROCKY - “Quit discussin, Robitussin, A$AP, tell these niggaz something…”

Ab-Soul - “I was off that Jesus Juice, I had the passion of Christ, I ain’t need a Jesus piece, just needed the people to believe in me!”

PROJECT PAT - THAT DRANK
by SGS47 May 23, 2022
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kill jesus

it means to smoke meth and have sex
im about to go kill Jesus with my trailer park hookup.
by huskerevans January 10, 2015
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jew for jesus

"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"
by Noah123 November 9, 2007
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Jesus Christ

The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.
If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.
by tuktuk December 28, 2005
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Purple Jesus

Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)
P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?
P2: try some
*P1 tries it*
P1: JESUS!!!!
by Jon Weatherhead August 2, 2007
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Jesus hammer

a Chritsian cross
preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!
by Loren from lancaster December 8, 2010
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jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.
Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by xfadingxsweetlyx October 19, 2007
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