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leak hammer

When you got a hard on and you try pissin in the toilet
by leakhammer March 3, 2018
mugGet the leak hammermug.

Hammer time

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd
by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024
mugGet the Hammer timemug.

hammer pantaloons

Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.
She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.
by Mariztyk May 30, 2017
mugGet the hammer pantaloonsmug.

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
mugGet the Sledge Hammer Surprisemug.

ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
mugGet the ass hammeredmug.

TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022
mugGet the TI-84 Sledge hammermug.

Hammer Bitch the Bing Wang

The act of forceful and intentionally hammering something, or completeing and action with overwhelming success
Man, I know it’s hard to learn how to play the guitar, but you just need to hammer bitch the bing wang
by hastydemise January 26, 2019
mugGet the Hammer Bitch the Bing Wangmug.

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