Cuddle fish

A dude who plays the friend role trying to steal women. A guy whose whole game is putting down her ex to make himself look better.

That cuddle fish dude he was over there telling her all she wanted to hear.

by Tom pnoid August 5, 2015

Puffer Fish

A guy/girl who appears to be skinny on social media with special angles and photo editing software. However, this person is hiding the fact that she is bigger than initially thought. Although, some may still cautiously have sex with the person if they are horny enough.

P.S. It should also be noted that the person may appear to be unaware of what they have done and will often deny it whether it be intentional or not.

Issac: This girl is a puffer fish compared to her Instagram
James: I know right, it's comparing Kim Kardashion to Rebel Wilson.

by Nabokov October 20, 2018

Fish Faggot

A Mother Fucker that you want to get hit by a car and he smells like he dived into a bin of dead tuna.

Friend: What's that smell
You: It's Fish Faggot over there

by TheKidInTheBag May 21, 2019

COCK FISH

A person on social media who pretends be a female but is a guy seeking cock

I got cock Fish'ed on periscope. This dude asked for dee pics and it turns out she's a he!

by 2high4lifetv May 6, 2016

fish cloth

a conjunction of fish eye and cloth ears. Means genral sensery deprevation

like a "compleate twat" or making a "compleate twat" of it

by dodgyboz February 24, 2004

Summon a fish

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.

Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!

by mightybjorn March 23, 2004

Fish Divot

A woman's vagina

"My girlfriend's Fish Divot tastes like licking the top off the tuna can--Hold the mayo!

by Scuba diver and Muff man December 17, 2002