Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?
Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!
Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!
by roflcopter12 January 2, 2010
Get the Facebook douchemug. v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
by ae123456 November 11, 2009
Get the facebook datemug. Replacing your profile pic with one of you and your spouse at the same time as them just before linking relationship statuses. Thus two circles of friends are informed and sent a pair (2) of pictures of the happy couple!
"Did you see Alvin got Facebook Engaged ?"
"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."
"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"
"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."
"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"
by rezinagro January 23, 2009
Get the Facebook Engaged mug. A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.
Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."
Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."
Guy 1: ...
by JuniorFrosty91 June 20, 2009
Get the Facebook Phantommug. when facebook introduce something new
like commenting comments
and it always crashes and comes up with error
like commenting comments
and it always crashes and comes up with error
" Facebook must have got aids again....all its doing is error error i cant look a beth tolens new pictures of her fat selfout drinking dammmmmn FACEBOOK AIDS"
by nbrennnan September 14, 2009
Get the Facebook aidsmug. Stupid shit that warrants execution or sterilization on the part of the inventor. GTFO my internets.
by Loqueria April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook bingomug. The transitional stage between using MySpace as a primary social networking service to Facebook. It is commonly accompanied by irrational feelings of hatred towards the new-found social networking website, and possibly even mass confusion. Disdainful status updates, sneering remarks concerning Facebook's privacy policies, and eventually temporary profile deletion shortly follow after profile creation.
Monica: Carlos still uses MySpace more than Facebook.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.
Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.
Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.
by cakeisallright June 4, 2010
Get the Facebook Apprehensionmug.