The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.
A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'
by ShinShanShoob June 11, 2006
Get the eats, shoots and leavesmug. I going to eat out a girl
by horny rapist man February 7, 2015
Get the eat out a girlmug. 
by Swords! November 26, 2009
Get the eating a dirty tomatomug. by Woody Thomas January 1, 2009
Get the eat some fuckmug. "I was in bed with this nasty bitch names nicolle and we were getting frisky and i said eat my potatoes bitch, and she ate them well"
"Nasty"
"Nasty"
by BigCockJawPotatoeEater July 26, 2009
Get the Eat my potatoesmug. Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."
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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
by sprawling urban metropolis April 23, 2010
Get the eat pizza in the showermug.