Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

Beat dry

When you beat your hair with the towel to make it dry

Emma beat dryed her hair after she was done showering

by Steamy25 January 22, 2019

Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.

ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.

by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019

dry hang

hanging out with people without consuming alcohol

You're coming tonight,right?
Yes, but I'm gonna do a dry hang.

How do you mean?
Mean I'm not gonna drink.

by Undina Vaga February 10, 2019

Dry carrot

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.

I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.

by Kking11 September 20, 2018

Dry Dock

verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.

Since my mast was too big for the slip, we had to dry dock.

by Captain Jermaine October 7, 2018

Flair Dry

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018