Ding Dong

Another word for a dumb person

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.

by Ty Track March 30, 2017

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

inside-dong

Another word for vagina.

Coined by the Plumbing boys in their video about Avatar.

(Plumbing the Death Star is a podcsat featured on the Sanspants Radio YouTube channel, in case context is needed.
Look 'em up, they're pretty funny.)

Zammit: "You got your reproductive organ..."
Duscher: "My big ol' dong"
Zammit: "Your big ol' dong, or your INSIDE-DONG, otherwise known as a vagina."

by BoxerJoe October 4, 2017

Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.

I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.

by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

noob dong

a noob

noob dong

by wenomechainasama1 September 3, 2022

Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025