December 2

The day were everybody skips school

Johnny: did you hear what’s happening on December 2

Timmy: no

Johnny : everyone is skipping school

by Billly_69 October 29, 2019

December 3rd

The day where you give your crush a fist bump or a hug

Ophelia: *gives joe mama a hug and fist bump*
Joe mama: why’d u do that

Ophelia:bc it’s December 3rd

by chloepotter8 December 2, 2019

December 11

Give your gf your hoodie

“It’s December 11”
“Here you go”

by happyperson328 December 10, 2019

December 12th

National bully your tall friend day.

The short people will get revenge.

Short friend: *Kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: What was that for?!
Short friend: It’s December 12th. National bully your tall friend day!

by garbagebin December 11, 2019

Stealing December

A wannabe edgy band that broke apart in the early 2000s. Remaining member Brandon Langer is now a strings teacher.

Person 1: Hey, remember Stealing December?
Person 2: Yeah, the band our string ensemble teacher was in?
Person 1: Did you know they went on tour with Paramore?

Person 2: Yeah, Brandon Langer won’t shut up about it.

by Casko October 19, 2017

December 10

This is the day when your Mom or Dad will have to by you something you have wanted for 3 weeks.

You: Hay Mother, buy me something I want it’s December 10th!
Mom: No that’s disrespectful!!
You: Okay Boomer🤭😬😎👌

by himomitsme! December 6, 2019

December 26

National take down your Christmas tree day

Emma: it’s December 26!
Mom: i dOnT care

Emma: GO TAKE DOWN THE CHRISTMAS TREE YOU HO HO HO

by FreeMellyYaFeel November 15, 2019